I totally get this bear, man. A woman in Steamboat Springs, Colorado woke up on Monday and found that someone had RIPPED the back bumper off her car. And when she examined it, she saw claw and paw marks and figured out what happened.
She delivers donuts, so her car permanently smells DELICIOUS . . . and a BEAR desperately tried to fight his way into the car to get at the donuts. He failed, but he would've been FURIOUS if he succeeded, because there weren't actually any in there.