Not ALL Mothers Day Cards Make it to the shelves..here are some rejects that
DID NOT MAKE IT!!!
Mom, I know I haven't always been the best child . . . but you raised me, so it's more or less your fault.
I've learned so much from you over the years, mostly about shotgunning beers.
I've always considered you a queen, because your mustache is thicker than Freddie Mercury's.
I know raising me was hard, so please enjoy this lame ass card.
Mom, you know I'd do anything for you, but I'm not rubbing ointment on THAT.
Mom, I think you're great, I think you're swell. And to prove it, we're going to Taco Bell.
I no write this card good cuz you drink much when you pregnant.
Mom, thanks for all the great vacations we took together. Like the Disneyland trip, the Grand Canyon trip, and most of all, the guilt trips.
Mom I think you're rad . . . but still wonder why you married my fat, loser dad.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I love you Mom, and your basement, too.
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